Last December the foreman's vacation might have gone too well. Or he might have lost his phone because after that day he never posted anything on WhatsApp. Not even the new year's messages that everyone was posting. So, after resuming work on the 2nd of Jan, I had to go find out what happened to everyone's favorite foreman, Wamaku. Turns out, he had decided to 'grow up' and posting so much was a youngster's game that he was no longer interested in. But how will he ' komesha' people, I wondered. Because his statuses were mostly about his personal life or about 'telling off' people he felt had irked him. On New Year's Day, everyone with a smartphone at site posted their 'new year new me' in long Swahili sentences about how they are going to drop wanafiki and that kind of stuff. In this village resolutions were made with as much enthusiasm as the local bakery's vitumbuas . Wamaku, notorious for breaking every resolution before the...